该说的就说，不该说的自己收着就好，
但是有些应该说清楚，就讲清楚，
突如其来的，一时不知所措，
恐慌？惊吓？矛盾？摸不着头脑？
短时间内，一切都不同了，
是祸是福，一切还为浮现，
一时的甜头，只因不曾体会，
远水救不了近火，只怪黄河太长了，
一刹那的念头，一辈子的遗憾，
回头一看，已是白发苍苍，沧海桑田，
嘴舌如刀，尖过菜刀阿~
Friday, November 4, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
~葡萄苹果香蕉~
想到下个星期就可以回家了，心里不知有多欣慰，多高兴。。。可以吃到好吃的住家菜，睡自己的床，跟妈妈出去买菜，陪陪家人~
也许之前给家人的时间还不够多吧，突然想多陪陪家人~
这趟回去，真的有好多事情要做~！
活了二十年，终于明白homesick是什么了~
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话说如此，我最近很烦很烦~
想知道的，却不得而知~
默默地关心，换来的却是冷漠的对待~
心里真的很不好受，很难过~
不是说好要什么事情都商量的吗？但是好像一直在逃避我的问题，到底怎么了~
不懂是不是自己做错什么，做的不够好，还是什么~
心里不知不觉开始担心了，开始不安了，不是因为我没自信，而是我没有安全感~
我不希望别人知道发生什么事，别人都知道，我却一点都不懂，半点都不知~
我只想知道到底发生什么了，不管是什么，课业上的，活动上的，生活上的，至少我可以分担，可以帮帮忙，可以支持你~
我只想你快乐，没那么多烦恼，知道有个人守护着你，陪着你，支持你~
不要再这样了，好吗？
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
the supervisor
supervisor=???
supervisor supervise those who're supposed to be supervised and also those who are forced to be supervised.
however,some of the supervised enjoyed being supervised but some do not~~why???
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supervisor in a school=the teacher
why it must be us to be supervised,tortured by supervisor?
why cant they stop giving us order with gunSSSSS in their hands?
why cant they stop nagging at us?especially to cut our hair!!!
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it's totally unfair!!!
i know,the world is fully of unfairness,it's imbalance,in every aspect.
why those supervisor keep on asking us to behave like this person ah,that person ah...why???
we're not the same.NOT THE SAME!!!
he has his way and i have my own way.
i dont want to follow his path.i just want to behave like myself.im who i am~
i dont care how others behave.im just a normal "worker"
over praise will make one person become arrogant,or better known as LS among us...
over praise will make one person become arrogant,or better known as LS among us...
stop pointing us with unfairness.WTF~
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huh...feel so good after bad-mouthing the supervisor..heeeee^^
thanks for being with me all the time dear...
i'll be there for you.anytime.any moment.as long as you need me.
JK
love you~
Friday, October 30, 2009
---over you---
everything has it's own limit...
the way you talk,
the way you act,
the way you judge a person,
the way you present yourself...
every person has their own abilities
their own acting,
their own style,
their own mind,
their own thinking,
their own values,
their own life...
you couldn't expect a person who has such huge age gap with you to behave and think like you...
the world's changing and so does people's thinking.we have our own brain and we use it everyday.
it's not we must follow and obey you in every aspects.you couldn't expect us to have such behaviour and thinking.voice out your opinion!
we have our own life,though we still need you to guide us.
remember,everyone is DIFFERENT!!!
as what you learn from bio,we're genetically different though we might have some similarities in our genes...
Monday, October 26, 2009
YOU
why should we talk?
why should we walk?
why should we breath?
why should we eat?
why should we drink?
why should we laugh?
why should we cry?
why should we be angry?
why should we be frustrated?
why should we be jealous?
why?why?why?
just because of you!
you bring me to life
you brighten up my life
you cheer up my life
it's you...
my family,my friends,and of course you,my babe~
the world rotates,
the man walks,
the women talks,
everything is changing....
do appreciate everything everyone every second you have right now~
you wouldn't know what will happen the next second,
the sky might collapse,
the people might leave you,
you might leave ur beloved.
so,i gonna say I LOVE YOU as many times as i could before i leave this world...
love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you...muackxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
RELAX---ENJOY
Fifty Inch Long
There's a man who has fifty inch long penis.
But sadly to say, he can't get any sex, because every woman
who sees it, faints at the sight. So he goes to the doctor and
begs him to shorten it. However, the doctor refuses.
The doctor can't shorten a perfectly good penis, and so
he tells the man, but he does happen to know a witch who
lives in the forest and that she might be able to help.
The man with a heavy heart, decides to go to the forest and
visit the witch, though of course he thinks it's all a bit odd.
But he sets off into the forest and sure enough finds the witch
sitting in front of her cottage casting spells.
"Witch," he says, "please help me, I have a fifty inch long penis
and no one will have sex with me!"
The witch takes one look at his massive cock and then says,
"Wow, you do need my help!!! But you must go into the forest
and find the magic frog who lives in the pond.
Ask him to marry you, and each time he refuses, your penis
will shrink by ten inches!"
Weird though this is, but the man is desperate, so off he goes
into the forest. And, sure enough, he finds the magic frog singing
a Xmas carols quietly to itself.
"Froggy," he shouts, "please marry me!"
The frog looks up, annoyed. "No!" he croaks,
"I can't do that, seeing as how I'm a frog and you're a man."
The guy looks down, sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches!
"It's unbelievable!!!" The man shouted!
However, it's still too long for sex, he thinks, at forty inches,
but he's delighted, so he shouts back at the frog:
"Oh, go on, please marry me!"
"No - I told you once!" the frog croaks, "I can't do that!"
The man looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by
ten inches again! It's now only thirty inches long!
The guy thinks this is wonderful but, still, another
ten inches off would be perfect!
"Frog," The man roars across the pond, "please marry me!"
The frog looks extremely annoyed, shakes his head and shouts,
"No ..........NO.....AND FOR THE LAST TIME.........NO!"
The Bullet
A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed.
A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen.
She is then rushed to the hospital.
Miraculously, she is unharmed.
After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her,
"I have good and bad news for you."
"You are going to have triplets, but each baby has a bullet in it.
Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually your children
will pass the bullets naturally."
Twelve years pass, and she has forgotten the incident in the bank.
One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says,
"Mom, the strangest thing just happened. I was using the toilet,
and I passed a bullet."
The mother explains everything, and she assures her daughter
that everything is okay.
A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter, comes to
her mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened."
The mother interrupts her and says,
"You passed a bullet, right?"
The mother goes on to tell the daughter the story.
Several weeks later, the third child, a son, comes to his mother and says,
"Mom, the strangest thing just happened."
The mother interrupts him and says,
"You passed a bullet, right?"
The son says, "No, Mom"
I was masturbating and shot the dog!"
The Test Results
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask,
"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
"I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,
holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand
and takes a close look, and says
"There is nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,
"That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?
Marie
When Marie was 16, she hoped that one day she would have a boyfriend.
When she was 18, she got a boyfriend, but there was no passion.
So she decided she needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college she dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen,
cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So Marie decided she needed a guy with stability.
When she was 25, she found a very stable guy but he was boring.
He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that she decided she needed a guy with
some excitement.
When Marie was 28, she found an exciting guy,
but she couldn't keep up with him.
He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met.
He made Marie miserable as often as happy.
He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So Marie decided to find a guy with some ambition.
When she turned 31, she found a smart ambitious guy with
his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him.
He was so ambitious that he divorced Marie,
took everything she owned, and ran off with her best friend.
And now, Marie 47 decided to find a guy with a big dick!
The Wake
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his
zipper down holding his penis.
A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?"
He replies, "It died today."
"Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied.
The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.
The same nurse says, "I thought it died yesterday."
The man replies, "It did. Today is the wake"
There's a man who has fifty inch long penis.
But sadly to say, he can't get any sex, because every woman
who sees it, faints at the sight. So he goes to the doctor and
begs him to shorten it. However, the doctor refuses.
The doctor can't shorten a perfectly good penis, and so
he tells the man, but he does happen to know a witch who
lives in the forest and that she might be able to help.
The man with a heavy heart, decides to go to the forest and
visit the witch, though of course he thinks it's all a bit odd.
But he sets off into the forest and sure enough finds the witch
sitting in front of her cottage casting spells.
"Witch," he says, "please help me, I have a fifty inch long penis
and no one will have sex with me!"
The witch takes one look at his massive cock and then says,
"Wow, you do need my help!!! But you must go into the forest
and find the magic frog who lives in the pond.
Ask him to marry you, and each time he refuses, your penis
will shrink by ten inches!"
Weird though this is, but the man is desperate, so off he goes
into the forest. And, sure enough, he finds the magic frog singing
a Xmas carols quietly to itself.
"Froggy," he shouts, "please marry me!"
The frog looks up, annoyed. "No!" he croaks,
"I can't do that, seeing as how I'm a frog and you're a man."
The guy looks down, sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches!
"It's unbelievable!!!" The man shouted!
However, it's still too long for sex, he thinks, at forty inches,
but he's delighted, so he shouts back at the frog:
"Oh, go on, please marry me!"
"No - I told you once!" the frog croaks, "I can't do that!"
The man looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by
ten inches again! It's now only thirty inches long!
The guy thinks this is wonderful but, still, another
ten inches off would be perfect!
"Frog," The man roars across the pond, "please marry me!"
The frog looks extremely annoyed, shakes his head and shouts,
"No ..........NO.....AND FOR THE LAST TIME.........NO!"
The Bullet
A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed.
A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen.
She is then rushed to the hospital.
Miraculously, she is unharmed.
After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her,
"I have good and bad news for you."
"You are going to have triplets, but each baby has a bullet in it.
Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually your children
will pass the bullets naturally."
Twelve years pass, and she has forgotten the incident in the bank.
One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says,
"Mom, the strangest thing just happened. I was using the toilet,
and I passed a bullet."
The mother explains everything, and she assures her daughter
that everything is okay.
A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter, comes to
her mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened."
The mother interrupts her and says,
"You passed a bullet, right?"
The mother goes on to tell the daughter the story.
Several weeks later, the third child, a son, comes to his mother and says,
"Mom, the strangest thing just happened."
The mother interrupts him and says,
"You passed a bullet, right?"
The son says, "No, Mom"
I was masturbating and shot the dog!"
The Test Results
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask,
"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
"I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,
holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand
and takes a close look, and says
"There is nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,
"That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?
Marie
When Marie was 16, she hoped that one day she would have a boyfriend.
When she was 18, she got a boyfriend, but there was no passion.
So she decided she needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college she dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen,
cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So Marie decided she needed a guy with stability.
When she was 25, she found a very stable guy but he was boring.
He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that she decided she needed a guy with
some excitement.
When Marie was 28, she found an exciting guy,
but she couldn't keep up with him.
He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met.
He made Marie miserable as often as happy.
He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So Marie decided to find a guy with some ambition.
When she turned 31, she found a smart ambitious guy with
his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him.
He was so ambitious that he divorced Marie,
took everything she owned, and ran off with her best friend.
And now, Marie 47 decided to find a guy with a big dick!
The Wake
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his
zipper down holding his penis.
A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?"
He replies, "It died today."
"Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied.
The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.
The same nurse says, "I thought it died yesterday."
The man replies, "It did. Today is the wake"
Friday, October 2, 2009
~怕老婆~
某大公司的主管十分怕老婆，但很想知道是不是每個男人都一樣？
於是，有一天，集合公司內所有已婚男士說： 「覺得自己怕老婆的人站到左邊，覺得自己不怕老婆的人站到右邊。」
之後，只見一陣騷動，大部分人都去左邊，只有一個去右邊，還有兩個站在原地不 動。
他首先問第一個站在原地不動的人：「為什麼你站著不動？」
那人回答道：「我老婆交代過我，若公司中有分派系時，要保持中立，那一邊都不要 參加，所以我站在中間。」
他再問第二個站在原地不動的人：「你又為什麼站著不動？」
第二個人答道：「我老婆說：凡事不可自己做決定，要先問她才算，我可不可以先打 個電話給她呀？」
這時，眾人皆以敬佩的眼光，投向獨自站到右邊的那位男士，並請他發表感言。
他就說：「我老婆說：人多的地方不要去。」
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哈哈哈！這些人幹嘛那麼怕老婆啊！
老婆又不是老虎啦，怕她做么。。。
真受不了,beh tong nia。。。
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老婆叫我看到好笑的东西要跟大家分享。。。哈哈。。。
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